You have underestimated my laziness

I've had a nasty-ass coughing virus for the past week. The whole world should feel sorry for me.
When I complained to Mama on Sunday that I was too sick to cook dinner, she delicately pointed out -

"You know, if you lived by yourself you'd have to cook anyway, sick or not."

To which I replied "But if I was living by myself, I'd just have two minute noodles for dinner."

I neglected to tell her I'd likely be having two minute noodles even if I wasn't sick.

And no, I didn't cook dinner.